With a watchful eye out for the revenue man, the boys of "Altamont" have been runnin' shipments of their special 180 proof blend of wood alcohol out to the loyal customers who have a taste for more than the local package store could fulfill. A sweet but deadly nectar, there always seems to be more and more takers despite the swath of dementia and fatal gastritis cut through the backwoods and hills. Demand shot up in 1994, forcing the boys to devise an elaborate cover to explain their periodic interstate travels.

That's when Dale came up with the idea for a rock band, envisioning a worldwide smuggling operation. Joey and Dan, being the only other partners with enough motor skills left to operate musical instruments, agreed that it was the perfect plan. Sadly, all three were severely prematurely-aged and broken-down from years of quality control duty on their own product. But it was good enough to keep the man off their backs, so they went ahead with it. Thus, the music was born and the band hits the road every time a new batch is bottled up. It is well-advised that you take a big swig of Altamont's "real" product before you try to listen to the music!

Altamont
Man's Ruin

1.Pluto Washington's Introduction  
2.Sally Greensnake  
3.Red Jackson  
4. Casino  
5.Pluto Closes Shop

Civil War Fantasy
Man's Ruin

1.Civil War Fantasy  
2.Ezy Rider  
3.Bitch Slap  
4.Whips  
5.My One Sin  
6.Makers Mark  
7.Black Tooth Powder  
8.Up River  
9.Down Wind  
10.Smoke

Our Darling
Man's Ruin

1.Saint of All Killers  
2.Short Eyes  
3.Our Darling  
4.Pirate Love  
5.Chicken Lover  
6.Dead Car  
7.Swami  
8.Peace Creep  
9.Stripey Hole  
10.Young Man Blues